Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow. -Jeff Valdez
through snow. -Jeff Valdez
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
-George Burns
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find
one at the end of your arm.' -Sam Levenson
There it was, hidden in alphabetical order. -Rita Holt
one at the end of your arm.' -Sam Levenson
There it was, hidden in alphabetical order. -Rita Holt
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know
whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.' -Theodore Roosevelt
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted. -Hesketh Pearson
whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.' -Theodore Roosevelt
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted. -Hesketh Pearson
Biography lends to death a new terror. -Oscar Wilde
There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income. -Edmund Wilson