Quotes 10

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body. -Unknown

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. -Alfred North Whitehead

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. -Robert Benchley

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. -Robert Byrne

When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package. -John Ruskin

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. -Sean O'Casey

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. -Penn Jillette

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor. -Neil Gaiman

With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life. -PJ O'Rourke

The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds. -King Farouk of Egypt