Thursday, February 12, 2009

Quotes 11

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. -Larry Hardiman

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. -Groucho Marx

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going. -Professor Irwin Cory

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. -Douglas Adams

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. -Robert X. Cringely

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. -Fletcher Knebel

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. -Kin Hubbard

Careful. We don't want to learn from this. -Bill Watterson

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. -Clint Eastwood

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? -Laurence J. Peter

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