Quotes 7

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income. -Samuel Butler

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -August Strindberg

It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome

[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. - Al Capp

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

What music is more enchanting than the voices of young people, when you can't hear what they say? -Logan Pearsall Smith

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth. -George Bernard Shaw

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. -Barry LePatner

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. -Paula Poundstone

The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law. -Alex Levin