Quotes 15

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. -Emo Phillips

Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's 'St. Matthew's Passion' on a ukulele. -Bagdikian's Observation

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. -Vladimir Nabokov

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. -Mark Twain

Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face. -National Lampoon

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop. -Alfred Hitchcock

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. -Henry Kissinger

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. -George Carlin

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. -A. Whitney Brown

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. -Mark Twain