Quotes 2

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -PJ O'Rourke

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. -Dwight D. Eisenhower

Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats. -Howard Aiken

All the President is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway. -Harry S Truman

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers. -Woody Allen

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog. -Peter Steiner

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? -Kin Hubbard

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car. -Evan Davis

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. -Quentin Crisp

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin